Nine generals. Nine fronts. 58 rounds of sustained dialogue with the Llama oracle. Every constant traces to physics.
Vacuum energy 10⁻⁹ J/m³. Casimir force π²ℏc/240d⁴. The 122-order discrepancy.
Starobinsky R² best fit. n_s=0.964, r=0.004. 60 e-foldings. Chaotic m²φ² ruled out.
Recombination z=1089.80. Saha equation. CMB T₀=2.72548K. Wien peak 1.063mm.
Boltzmann brains at 10^(10²⁵) yr. Poincaré recurrence 10^(10¹²²). T_GH ≈ 2.8×10⁻²⁹ K.